Readings from the Book of Common Poo Flinging

This is a few days (okay a week ) old but it’s too good not to post. As to the lateness, I can only blame the tardiness and/or complete dearth of local Gorilla Jesus Witnesses. Had any neat-but-modestly-dressed gorillas showed up at my door to tell me the good news, I’m certain I would have [...]

08 Pride Post #25: Funniest Dyke in the World contestant Jane Lynch

08 Pride Post #19: Funniest Dyke in the World contestant Julie Goldman

The longer version of this routine is somewhere on the AfterEllen.com site but I can’t find it anymore. It’s worth hunting down because it’s even funnier than the excerpt above. Highlight: bulldykes shopping for bras.

08 Pride Post #16: Funniest Dyke in the World contestant AinsleyofAttack

 

An immediate disclaimer: AinsleyofAttack is not currently a dyke, though she is in possession of a dyke-ly past, so the virgotext judges are going to allow her to slide in under the technicality.  If I were to warrant a guess at her sexuality based on her writing, I’d say “omni-” might cover it.   Anyway… whatever… the [...]

08 Pride Post #11: *FBIT

*Funny Because it’s True
This sketch is in high rotation on the  BGSS repeats but it never fails to make me guffaw.

And yeah, we’ll be revisiting Ms. McKinnon and Ms. Goldman later, as they are both FDITW contestants.

08 Pride Post #2: Funniest Dyke in the World contestant Erin Foley

I’ve decided this year’s Pride celebration is going to feature another first-ever: The Virgotext Funniest Dyke in the World Contest. Because I love me some funny dykes.
The contest will feature comedians, actors, writers, bloggers, and any other category of humorous lesbos I can scratch up. Reader voting via posts is not only encouraged, it’s downright [...]

Gone.

George Carlin, dead at 71.

New buttons!

Sometimes you just need some KITH. This brings back memories, not just of watching the show, but of hanging out with people just like this.

I’m just saying…

Poetry blogging: The Searchers

Yesterday’s Search Terms, a narrative in verse

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