Given all the flooding we’re having right and left down here right now, when I saw the subject line on this email from a co-worker, I took it seriously:
Subject Texas flooding incident; library destroyed
>>>> GEORGE W. BUSH PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY DESTROYED BY FLOOD
>>>> Crawford, Texas (AP) — April 26th, 2007
>>>> A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of
>>>> George W. Bush.
>>>> The flood began in the presidential bathroom where both of his books
>>>> were kept. Both of the books have been lost.
>>>> A presidential spokesperson said the President was devastated, as he
>>>> almost finished coloring the second one.
>>>> The White House tried to call FEMA, but there was no answer.