Friday Chupacabra blogging

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My office is having a chupacabra party today. As anyone who’s worked in a large office knows, bureaucrats in a pack will go to great lengths to find any excuse for eating five-layer dip at 8:30 AM.

Of course, our excuse is not quite as flimsy as usual, as one of our guests of honor will be an esteemed colleague, friend, ally, and self-described “Rodney Dangerfield of science.”

Uh oh, my plate’s empty. Back to the break room ….

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61 Responses

  1. I’m waiting on the egde of my seat for the results! You will let us know?

  2. how was the dip? what did you bring? any hot noshes? and by hot noshes, I mean food.

  3. What did I bring?

    I’m the one who goes by the grocery store on the way to work and buys Doritos.

  4. OMFG! If i saw one id bring my GUN!!!!

  5. did u see this for REAL!!! thats scary

  6. omg its a gorilla!!!!!

  7. lol

  8. i would hang that thing like a nigger

  9. JUST GO TO MY WEB SITE AND HURRY UP YOUL KNOW WHY!

  10. mijito eso es un oso hormigero ( hey idiot that a ant bear)

  11. briar joerg should be ashamed of himself.

  12. out of all the mythical, blood sucking creatures out there, the Chupacabra is almost certainly the sneakiest

  13. You would hang that thing like a nigger, huh? Please come hang me… here’s my address and phone #
    6701 Everhart Rd. #1204
    C.C., TX 78413
    (510)385-3075
    Come holla Brair Joerg, I got something for you…

  14. es un demonio que esta en todo el mundo, son fantasmas, otros duendes. extraterrestres, etc todos demonios malditos buscan vidas para llelvarlas al infierno estan llenas de odio y maldad, son DEMONIOS.cuidado con la noche chicos chicas, hombres y mujeres adios bay.ricardo cornejo

  15. propbally because the chupabacra is not realy, duuurr

  16. probally because the chupacabra is not real duurr.

  17. kvcjhboe

  18. y ustedes igual…jajajajja ken lo dice chupa cabra

  19. It’s so fake it’s just a toy

  20. es lo mas feo que ehe podido verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

  21. it’s just a poop

  22. it looks like a poop

  23. It looks like something in my toilet

  24. I am friends with emiliojvirgo@yahoo.com and I think when i looked in my butt I saw it in their

  25. o my got!!!

  26. que eu saiba essa criatura é o demonio de gerssey

  27. that is soooo not a chupacabra chupacabras do not have long tails and wings!

  28. this is nothing what that can bee,,people get watch ourself,,,i saw that monster in puerto rico when i was on trip …

    duscusting you start to get dizzy when you look at him for long time

  29. isto? Um chupa cabra?, por favor …

  30. need to look at the creature they had on monster quest and compare it to this pic
    it was the flying humanoid episode. they look very similar

  31. my butt stinks

  32. i had sex with it

  33. that’s funny

  34. ma fometun vaga wn anda a chuparla

  35. u3wr3t46u57u67u6u6u667u6

  36. Leave me alone!

  37. duh

  38. geez I thought vampire familiars of the devil were beautiful women….ahhh im being chased

  39. dude that looks like something that came out of my butt yesterday!!!!!!!!!!! i will give u a hint. it starts with an s. for those of who didnt get it it was shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  40. who ever said i had sex whith it is a dumb #$% i no it was you bryce i go to your school beacaues you say doby and you all was say i had sex whith it ha

  41. yo si creo que esa cosa existe, pues mi niño y mi hermano lo vieron. Eso fue apenas oscureciendo. Días antes se escuchaban los ruidos de que rondaban la casa eran extraño. Y la pregunta que me hago es porqué no pude verlo yo y sí mi nene. Le doy gracias a Dios que mi hemano estaba cuando esa cosa voló hacia él para lanzársele encima. Tremendo susto se llevó y todavía se acuerda.

  42. Lo que mi nene y mi hermano vieron era como de tres a cuatro pies de altura, sus ojos eran como limones dice mi nene, mi hermano describió que eran igual de grandes que una bola de jugar billar. Que era como gris y brillaba, tenía alas y caminaba sobre sus patas traceras como una persona, de primera impresión se asustó cuando la luz se encendió pero después no. Que la cabeza era como la de un perro rottweiler pero no tenía nariz, tenía como tres cuernitos pequeños que salían hacia los lados caminaba en cuclillas. Desde que mi nene vio eso no se atreve a ir al baño. Y me tuve que mudar de allí ya que quedó traumado. Mi hermano trató de golpearlo pero lo que fue era mas rápido. Lo que se,es que lo que es sabe las huellas son como las que presentan y habían huellas grandes y pequeñas en el patio de la casa en donde vivíamos. Llegaban hasta la puerta muchos no creen en eso pero dice en la biblia que en los últimos tiempos cosas se verán que no tendrán explicación.

  43. All y’all aren’t paying attention. Don’t you remember Wizard of Oz? That there’s one of them flying monkeys that works for the wicked witch. Run Toto, run!!!

  44. That’s the Jersey Devil, not the chupacabra.

  45. that is not the chupacabra its the jersy devil! there is a diffrence.

  46. qe miedo donde uno balla de noche y se la encuentre uno qe aria hay qe miedo yo echo el piqe para la pm puta mierda o cojo un palo y le doy duro a esa hp

  47. la embarro !!ooooo

  48. Thats ‘ la bruja del 71

  49. HELLOL! I am brazil …… ola meu nome é gabriela tudo bem isso é verdadeiro

  50. a si es un demonio viene en un video de youtube esta horrible da miedo solo de verlo

  51. people say its some human monster then a cyotoe kangroo thing. I guss theres 2 types of chupracabra BUT THAT IS F***IN SCARY :O I WOULD OF GOT A GUN IF I WERE U

  52. vete a la mierda con tu chupacabra y espero q te la chupe tu cabra

  53. dragon + cangur+pasare=chupacabra

  54. This is not a chupacabra…this is an imp.

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