You say “meme” like it’s a bad thing…

via CRN [aka the fluffy bunny of incredulity], word of a new meme on the block, from The World’s Fair.

Of course, good neighbor Eli has been regularly obsessing about such things for, like, forever already, which is why he’s the go-to guy if you want to know why toddlers have unusually large heads. Or to get the poop on guano dr. pepper.

Here are my five. Far be it from me to foist a meme off on anyone else, but if anyone wants to give it a shot, knock yourself out.

Dusty, musty and smelling faintly of french fries

shallow physical attraction to Leonor Watling

chupacabra party today

Kathryn the horticulturist

wily little shrimp

That last reminded me of this:

“only a pack of cards, after all”

from Newsday
After she was taken outside the hearing room, Ali-Fairooz smeared her painted hands on the hallway wall. A crew of Capitol painters was dispatched immediately to paint over the marks.

painters

“Would you tell me, please,” said Alice, a little timidly, “why you are painting those roses?”