At this moment, at this very second, I would gladly give thse two, and the other three furred and feathered members of this household , free to a good home, as they are sEemingly working in concert to conspire to keep me from sleeping after my overnight shift. All have been fed, petted, attended to. Backdoor is open to allow free egress. No reason I must be awake.
But it is now apparently very urgent that I be so…..