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jewgirl paraphrases the message of Fellowship of the Martyrs:

Do not get comfy. Seek only to be filled by Jesus. Don’t be a friend of the world, that’s adultery. Only be friends with God. If you listen to Jesus, you can’t be co-opted. Don’t put a crippled lamb on the alter. Man up. When he forgives us, he forgets we whacked him. That Jesus is such a mensch. Stop playing footsie with other religions. If you preach self-help and someone drops dead without optioning into J’s program. Their blood is on your hands. Make sure other people are comfy. Tickle their ears. Try to help God along. Don’t get twitchy, he’s coming. Chill. Watch it.

This is why we love Katie so hard.

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2 Responses

  1. You know I’m so thrilled you didn’t break up with me and that we’re still loving each other hard. a girl worries. In my defense, I am prone to jew neuroses (ha).

  2. I could totally take you in the neuroses arena, trust me.

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