It’s the way that we live…?

Girls in tight dresses who drag with mustaches ? Chicks drivin’ fast? Ingenues with long lashes? Well, maybe not so much.

This is more the way I live:

Yeah, there is that other show that’s about to premier a new season this week. The L Word, also known as Ilene Chaiken’s mad science experiment to see just how far real lesbian viewers will abase themselves before they stop watching a bunch of straight women doing soft-core.

Turkish oil wrestling?

A women in prison storyline?

More overt product tie-ins than ever?

Trying to seduce us into a chance to watch the S5 premiere a week early by signing up for an account on OurChart.com and sitting through a bunch of promos and ads?

I mean, really, who would fall for something like that?

Just how cheaply do you think we can be bought off, Chaiken?

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I just wanted to see if it looked like Tina and Bette were really getting back together… Is that so wrong? Ferchrissakes, they have a child!

Thanks, Ilene, really.

For those who’ve successfully blocked out any memory of Season Four, Lizze the Lezzie brings us up to speed, complete with closed captioning for the hearing-impaired.

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