Posted on April 1, 2008 by virgotex
Major announcement here on planet virgotex: it seems that yes, the mermaids are singing to me, yes I do dare to eat that peach, spring has sprung again and love is in the air. And oh yeah, I’m hanging up that lesbian thing and tryin’ on a little May-December number. Well, maybe April-November is more appropriate.
He gets me. He really gets me. What more can I say?
UPDATED: Just in case, for the foolish-impaired, and to protect the innocent: yes, this is an April Fool’s joke. I remain one of Dorothy’s best friends and the splendid man in the photo remains an eligible bachelor.
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