Baby, it’s cold outside, don’t forget your muff

It now appears that rumors of my early defeat and surrender in the ongoing video war were greatly exaggerated. Despite what certain naysaying homies (conspicuous in their non-participation) may have stated in the the comments below, it was, as they say, “just a flesh wound.”

So, to my worthy opponents Celsus, Oyster, Huck, liprap, and of course, the original instigator, I offer this salvo:

6 Responses

  1. (conspicuous in their non-participation)

    Oh, you want me to jump in so I can acknowledge your now obvious lead?

  2. I’m diein’…

  3. I tried like mad to find a clip of the 1976 SNL clip “Let’s Kill Gary Gilmore For Christmas.” I didn’t find it and it took the wind out of my sails.

  4. loser!

    Suspect Device has subjected us all to a merciless shelling. It may be all over…

  5. loser

    Don’t trip over your pubes…

  6. Don’t trip over your pubes…


    Oh yeah!? Well….. [chin trembles]

    well…you’re …. you’re….a stupidhead

    [runs away, crying…]

    [actually does trip over pubes, cries harder]

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